Clown College was created out of a belief that many people have an inner-clown spirit within them. At this school, you can acquire a lot of practical skills in how to entertain people.

It is an institution of learning so there is a lot of concentrated talent and skill that grows in and out.

One of Clown College’s strengths is all of the course offerings it has for the aspiring clowners. One of the most unusual buildings is the Center For Avant Garde Clowning. Anything can happen here. Super experimental clowning arts happen here. Just to note, The Clown College is only as big as it needs to be, and tuition prices are stable but fair.

The Shoemaking Building is where all of those clown shoes are made! The actual classes take place inside the shoe. Clowner’s Hall is the main gathering place for all students. There are cafes and student resources in this building. Think of a student union if you have attended such a collegiate institution! The Tightrope needs to be talked about. Yes, instead of walking across campus some daring students like to practice their tightrope skills while going to class at the same time. There are several of these around campus. You are just seeing one here.

At the Costuming Building students learn how to make costumes for circus acts, theaters, movies, or any kind of street performance. This is one of the more design-oriented majors.

Clown College also has an accompanying “college town” neighborhood that is not shown in this scene.

It gives the students walkable access to amenities and fun in an urban village setting while offering much transit access to the rest of the city. It’s easy to get to all corners of the city from Clown College, with the Red Rail station right on campus, easy transfers to the Purple Rail through Nauru Transportation Center, and then access to other nearby neighborhoods via the F-Line Trolleybus. 

You see the Latin motto all over the school, “Corydon Vos Liberabit”. This means, “The Clown Will Set You Free.” All students that study at our institution want to be free of the forces that prevent the clown spirit from manifesting within them. Every student that graduates from Clown College is a free clown spirit. Clowns are the best.

Dr. Bozo Bumblebeaver, President of Clown College